Junk food in MS Paint Ever wonder why Junk food is so damn evil?
I know what you're thinking: saturated fats, preservatives, cholesterol. The popular news media feeds us a fairytale about why fast food is evil. The fact, little grasshopper, is that Junk food is not some anonymous blob of matter that will clog your arteries when you sleep. It's rather a cold, calculating, advanced life form that has worldwide sleeper cells and it is plotting to eliminate the very foundations in our civilization these days. Basically, that cheeseburger you ate last Sunday will kill you, so it is recommended to start arming yourself and getting organized for the apocalypse.
doodle artOnce again, where the mainstream press has failed to provide the story, courageous MS Paint artists have picked up the slack. Feast your eyes about this tantalizing depiction from the invasion in the future. Using state of the art MS Paint technology, this artist has clearly indicated that it is simply a matter of time before Junk food stalks the streets in pursuit of unsuspecting humans.
The revolution will not be televised
Cheeseburgers as we know them are inert objects at best, or docile little delicacies at worst. Truth is though, you ain't seen nothin yet. At this time most of them are just in hibernation. In their genuine form, Fast Foods are actually a force to become reckoned with. Just try to resist the brute force of the Rampaging McBeefalo. Seriously, I dare you. Better yet, try to survive the evil unhealthy grease of death that seeps from his sesame seed pores.
ms paint drawingDissapointment: ain't it a bitch?
Nor are you able to endure the psychological salvo out of this perilously evil double cheeseburger. Imagine about this: each time you order Fast Food, your disappointment within the greasy, soggy, stale food you receive (versus the bright, happy, inviting picture you see around the menu board) builds upon your hate. Like Luke Skywalker in "Return from the Jedi," your hatred breeds fear and unhealthy, pessimistic fatalism. You start to think that resistance is futile, and you succumb to the will of the breakfast sandwich.
What you can do to win the war
Junk food feeds off our collective ignorance. Its smart its dirty McDollars to the media organizations to help keep this story under wraps. So what better way to stop this insidious force rather than raise awareness? And believe to boost awareness than to use MS Paint to artistically render your most hated Junk food specimen?